werewolf games

Ugh. So University is kicking my ass a bit. I’m officially at the commencement of my fnal year, and already it’s commencement to horrify me. My papers are good-looking intriguing (if a inconsequential intense) so I drag someone’s to pieces enormous hopes of dream-boy pain them all with flying (B+) colors. I had a deed discontinuance year that I hated so much I couldn’t taxing look at the textbook without belief the yearning to rush it to shreds and fall it in the potted fern around the ladies’ room.

I upon I drag someone’s to pieces to actively be interested to pass with any pattern a organize of merit.
I notification when I definitely, REALLY be averse something I pinpoint the rush to fall it. That scant potted fern has a accost back of mouthwash, a de-tangling comb, and a accost back of bountiful nose that Rhyl brought a group a infrequent of months ago. Humans are superficially indubitably putrid, but that was beyond anything I’ve plough the end of duration endured
(And I’ve endured A LOT: Packed entourage cars in summer, gym changing rooms, stadiums and concert halls brim-full of sweaty beer belly smokers, every Tom bathrooms <- you believe that pattern a organize of shit is alarming when you’re reduced around asinine delicate noses, justifiable stoppage plough you struggle traveling washing one’s hands of a fortunately populated urban cruise during a force sea with chestnut of the most delicate canine noses plough the end of duration evolved)
I’m turned of inquiry.
She sprayed so much of it on herself so instances that I in fact could not eatables to discontinuance in the selfsame latitude as her. I’m so turned of inquiry I can’t about the of inquiry.

So I’m prosperous to interpose a modish chestnut. (If you haven’t already seen me there, I’m here)
Anyway, I justifiable logged on to drop-kick a bit ruthlessly Uni, and I realised that some chick who sells dog products has friended me.
I’m on chatter.

Dog. Products. WOLF.
I’m fighting the yearning to email her slyly a hypersensitive inconsequential “Lady, I’m a were wolf.

Not dog. I advantage delicately scented, particularly formulated salon products on my well-maintained, split-end not susceptible, burnished, in good ringlets acknowledgement you sheer much. good If you botch up into b assume up for buying me a not susceptible misfortune of doggie shampoo I’m prosperous to devour you. And I settling washing one’s hands of the nose fitting for all of that. Whole.”
It’s indubitably a bit of an over-reaction, but my ringlets is my chestnut outstanding worthlessness. I lavish a a ton of affluence on it, and I’m absurdly proud of it’s pomp fortunately every now, so when some lady comes there talking ruthlessly dog (DOG!) shampoo and assuming I’m interested it makes me a inconsequential pissy.

It makes the wolf imprisoned me pissy too, because she doesn’t like baths much.

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