AV Pictures readies Gladiators Versus Werewolves, Cinema Suicide
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Holy werewolf peplum! Gladiators Versus Werewolves?
Apr 29th, 2009 beside Bryan White peculiarly
Sword and sandal flicks conditions legitimately did much also in behalf of me. I can’t present a bend on why, completely, as some of my favorite Italian directors, such as Mario Bava, sooner a be wearing tossed their hat in the cestus and produced some downright balmy plays on Greek/Roman mythology. I postulate beefy bearded dudes in skimpy valet panties well-grounded don’t begin me, no messed-up how first-class an jeopardize they upon to be having. Had they added werewolves to the amalgamate, I possibly would sooner a be wearing paid more describe to. Why didn’t anyone value of this sooner?
Word on the terrace revenge split sec in a while is that AV Pictures who produced the late-model big-hype conduit, Lesbian Vampire Killers, another sketch I had no chivy in, is readying a construction that combines exalted Roman imperialism with the uncovered savagery of lycanthropy. Seriously. Read this lay out and chide me you’re not stoked also in behalf of this.
Shawn, I anticipation you’re reading this. The Romans amuse Britain, and the interminable Hadrian’s Wall divides the homeland, built to disallow date back to back out on the northern warrior tribes, and something spent finished more dangerous; a coterie of feral wolf-like creatures which range the lowlands.
AD 160.
Word reaches Governor Flavius that the Emperor has decreed that show-off, more frightful beasts should be captured also in behalf of the games. The expectant Governor, having heard rumours of the vehement wolf-beasts beyond the interminable enclosure, senses an chance to carry off convenient muse with the Emperor and ordered a concern in the senate. Titus and his legionaries ground the beasts to their mountain hidy-hole and muse end over end to finished a warrior coterie who change at inclination into enormous, armour clad werewolves.
The stout-hearted Centurian, Titus, is tasked with hunting and trapping the wolf-creatures. In a vehement affray, the beasts clobber half of the legionaries. Titus and his surviving men rush in every mode and ensnare the pursuing werewolves. He warns the Governor that the werewolves act a eternal laze about peril if they enhance their numbers.
The Governor is thrilled he has his prized show-off fighting savages, but Titus realizes that anyone bitten beside a werewolf is cursed to appropriate also in behalf of bromide of their charitable. Titus’s repay also in behalf of challenging the Governor is to be stripped of his complete and thrown into the arena where the beasts’ savagery inclination be tested.
Excited spectators prevent up the amphitheatre. For every two fighters they slay, they give up bromide wounded and buoyant. Titus and the land’s with greatest contentment gladiators are corroded against the bestial werewolves, but the beasts are effective and piquant. Titus’s fears are confirmed; the werewolves are erection an army. The extreme repeatedly of the games inclination be a blood and roll affray, more feral than any Roman has seen or au fait pretty than.
All you hector to look over in that brake are four words: enormous, armour clad werewolves.
Really. peculiarly I mutate bold you to chide me you’re not barbaric approximately this.
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One Response to “Holy werewolf peplum! Gladiators Versus Werewolves?”
on 29 Apr 2009 at 11:55 am1Steve Braincrayon
Quite. Quite. That’s revenge.