Posted on May 14th, 2008 at 5:48 pm by lazy surfer
That’s right, the waves are so tiny they’re practically non-existent and the entire ocean, as well the innexistent waves themselves, have the consistency of diarrhea.
See for yourself:
今日は海が下痢をしているみたい～ 写真を見たら分かるかも。。。
Queens
Canoes
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 0
Wave quality: 1
Number of people: 2 (everyone is gathered into the tiny little spot with inexistent waves)
Weather: 3
Total rating for today is: 6/20 = 30% overall
Obviously I’m not in the mood to paddle out today…
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： ０
性質： １
人数： ２ (みんな同じポイントに集まってる～）
天気： ３
合計： ６/２０ ＝ ３０％
今日、海に入りたくないね～