June 9 - West side
Posted on June 11th, 2008 at 3:08 pm by lazy surfer
Makaha
Makaha was flat so we decide to try Ewa Beach…
マカハには波が無かったからエバ・ビーチに行ってみた。。。
Ewa Beach
Ewa Beach is AWSOME!
People told me it was like Waikiki, but there’s one BIG difference: No one was there.
We were litterally the only people in the water! And there would have been enough waves for all the surfers in Waikiki!
Why didn’t I ever go there before? I got lost every time trying to find the surf break.
So here are some easy directions:
Take exit 5 off the H1, drive on Fort weaver toward the ocean, take a right at Papipi Road (right after Star Market), drive straight down Papipi until you get to a beach and keep driving through the beach park without taking any turns until you can’t get nowwhere. (Right past the restrooms)
Good luck!
Well, that’s it for blogs for a while. My boss wants me to do it for free from now on so …
SAYONARA!
June 6 - It’s summer!
Posted on June 6th, 2008 at 5:05 pm by lazy surfer
I got a little too excited by the huge waves, every picture I took was blurry! The best one I got is of Queens and still blurry… But I swear, the waves are HUGE today!
Queens
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 4
Wave quality: 4
Number of people: 3 (too many people!)
Weather: 5
Total rating for today is: 16/20 = 80% overall
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： ４
性質： ４
人数： ３
天気： ５
合計： １６/２０ ＝ ８０％
June 4
Posted on June 4th, 2008 at 1:02 pm by lazy surfer
We have a beautiful swell on the South side right now. It’s been so long since I surfed real waves I’m not sure I remember how to! In fact, it’s been so flat lately, I recently took up jogging!
Queens
Canoes
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 3
Wave quality: 5
Number of people: 4
Weather: 4 (I think it just started raining…)
Total rating for today is: 16/20 = 80% overall
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： ３
性質： ５
人数： ４
天気： ４
合計： １６/２０ ＝ ８０％
May 28
Posted on May 28th, 2008 at 4:01 pm by lazy surfer
Canoes
Canoes too
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 1.5
Wave quality: 4
Number of people: 4.5
Weather: 4
Total rating for today is: 14/20 = 70% overall
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： １．５
性質： ４
人数： ４．５
天気： ４
合計： １４/２０ ＝ ７０％
May 15 - The South Side is finally coming up!
Posted on May 19th, 2008 at 5:35 pm by lazy surfer
Queens
Canoes
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 1
Wave quality: 4
Number of people: 4
Weather: 3
Total rating for today is: 12/20 = 60% overall
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： １
性質： ４
人数： ４
天気： ３
合計： １２/２０ ＝ ６０％
May 14 - I call it Diarrhea conditions
Posted on May 14th, 2008 at 5:48 pm by lazy surfer
That’s right, the waves are so tiny they’re practically non-existent and the entire ocean, as well the innexistent waves themselves, have the consistency of diarrhea.
See for yourself:
今日は海が下痢をしているみたい～ 写真を見たら分かるかも。。。
Queens
Canoes
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 0
Wave quality: 1
Number of people: 2 (everyone is gathered into the tiny little spot with inexistent waves)
Weather: 3
Total rating for today is: 6/20 = 30% overall
Obviously I’m not in the mood to paddle out today…
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： ０
性質： １
人数： ２ (みんな同じポイントに集まってる～）
天気： ３
合計： ６/２０ ＝ ３０％
今日、海に入りたくないね～
May 12
Posted on May 12th, 2008 at 4:22 pm by lazy surfer
Small waves but the quality is improving 
波が小さいけど、性質は良くなった :)
Queens
Canoes
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 0.5
Wave quality: 5
Number of people: 5 (almost no one)
Weather: 5
Total rating for today is: 15.5/20 = 77.5% overall
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： ０．５
性質： ５
人数： ５ （ほとんど誰もいない）
天気： ５
合計： １５．５/２０ ＝ ７７．５％
May 9 - it IS a speedo revolution!
Posted on May 9th, 2008 at 4:42 pm by lazy surfer
It’s very small in Waikiki, and all around the island for that matter, and the forecast for the next week, is small, small, and smaller.
ワイキキは波がない～ オアフ島全域で波がない～
Queens
Canoes
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 0.5
Wave quality: 2
Number of people: 4 (just lessons)
Weather: 4.5
Total rating for today is: 11/20 = 55% overall
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： ０．５
性質： ２
人数： ４ （レッスンだけ。。。）
天気： ４．５
合計：１１/２０ ＝ ５５％
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I saw 4 speedo-clad hotties within about 30 seconds! I might have to start calling this blog “Waikiki Speedos” now… Here are the two sexiest looks of the day:
Maybe he had a hot underwater date?
I litterally had to run this guy down for a shot!
May 6 - small kine
Posted on May 7th, 2008 at 3:46 pm by lazy surfer
The waves have been tiny for the past few days. I’m happy cause I can relax and get some nice long rides on my paddle board… Though today doesn’t appear to promise very long rides 
最近、波が小さくなったけど、性質がいいから、PADDLE BOARDで超楽しかった！でも、今日は性質が良くないし、人数も多いから、あまり楽しそうじゃない～ :(
Queens
(I couldn’t get any good pictures or Canoes… Reason why? NO WAVES! 波がなかったからCanoesの写真を取れなかった！)
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 1
Wave quality: 3
Number of people: 3 (the past couple of days it was great with no one in the water but today, when the waves are actually worse, it seems everyone became desperate and came out!)
Weather: 5
Total rating for today is: 12/20 = 60% overall
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： １
性質： ３
人数： ３
天気： ５
合計：１２/２０ ＝ ６０％
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So I spotted my first YOUNG guy wearing a speedo in Waikiki the other day…
Yeah, he’s yummy! NOT!
Then today, I see this other young guy wearing a very similar speedo in the very same spot…
Do you think it’s the same guy, or are we seeing a speedo revolution?
Finally we get to see what young men are packing and not just the goods of aging fat men!
April 30
Posted on April 30th, 2008 at 4:04 pm by lazy surfer
Canoes
The Waikiki Wave Forecast for today is: (5 being the best rating)
Wave size: 5
Wave quality: 5
Number of people: 2.5
Weather: 4 (a little cloudy)
Total rating for today is: 16.5/20 = 82.5% overall
今日のワイキキ波報告は：（５は一番いい条件）
サイズ： ５
性質： ５
人数： ２．５
天気： ４ （ちょっと曇ってる～）
合計：１６．５/２０ ＝ ８２．５％