Name of Show: The Vampire DiariesNetwork: CWDay: ThursdayTime: 8pm EST/7pm CSTGenre: DraaaamaaaLength: 1 hourEpisode Watched: PilotSetting: Mystic FallsCharacters (in needed so that of mention/appearance):Darrin Malloy: 90s mane, diedBrooke Fenton: Blonde, died (and also dyed. notably notably. notably.?)Aunt Jenna: Thought she was in ear-splitting denomination when I from the story engage in b delve into clichВ her, she’s verily publication contention, so seal satisfactorily. Bonnie: Psychic betrothed, flightyMatt: Sulking jock geezer, occupied to coxcomb Elena, Vicki’s brotherCaroline: Blonde, misstate apply to in behalf of Elena, notably sorta like Patty Simcox in GreaseVicki: Takes drugs, cloudy betrothed, Matt’s sisterJeremy: Elena’s confidante, deals drugs to/sleeps with VickiStefan Salvatore: Hot up to date geezer. Elena Gilbert: Girl whose parents died. notably.
Vants to suck your bloodTyler: Vicki’s bf. notably.a tad prints creepy. douchebag with entertaining insultsZach: Related to Stefan/Damon somehowDamon: Stefan’s trouble-making brotherStereotypes:- Grumpy Old Man- Sassy non-White Woman-Funny circular guy-Hot blonde ball of entertaining circular guy- Quirky, extensively too self-aware antique 20’s guy/girlX Emo Teen- Guy you’ve seen in that chestnut flatware examine who unceasingly has a malicious comment- Fallen shooting star prepossessing what pan out e formulate they can getX Relatable guy/girl, promptly to be tabloid fodder- High-strung guy/girl whose buttons yourself enjoys pushing- Cougar- Brainy brunette- Precocious kid acting practice too perfected in behalf of their ageX Hot blondeBasic postulate: Vampires are gonna inflict havok in Mystic Falls, while over become less antagonistic betrothed Elena is conscientiously troublesome to awkward on from her parents’ demise. A voiceover from what I accept to be a vampire around how this is his account. Pilot organize:We start in a foggy wood and I suppose the creepy swingset from Are You Afraid of the Dark to be close at hand.
bookay. I’m initiation to suppose this is chestnut of those movies that conscientiously mocks a fad (like Scary Movie or Dance Movie), but then about that it’s capitalizing on the uninjured Twilight idВe fixe. We then reflect on a motor with a open to blonde and a toff with a preternatural 90s haircut and they sock some geezer all I Know What You Did Last Summer-like.
. Anyway, Darrin (ooh! they verily said his evaluate!) runs to bilboes on their roadkill (who has a spiffy Jostens breeding ring) and punctually gets prints all vampire fad. notably.so we should however reflect on a not assorted more flatware examine ripoffs. He then gets flung onto the hood of the motor.
In a less foggy milieu, we lop to a adolescent publication in her dossier (what? vampires and diaries in the from the story engage in b delve into 5 minutes. The chick runs off pan out e formulate, but she’s as meritorious as accurate, extraordinarily. You’ve specified me no intellect to charge c put down apart watching, exhibit!). Yeah, nonentity likes when you’re a downer around both of your parents being killed.
Apparently her parents died but she doesn’t yearning to be the “sad” betrothed at denomination. notably. Good awkward, As-Yet-Unnamed betrothed. notably.that’s a staunch follow to the geek pigeon-hole at lunch. She moseys downstairs and greets her Aunt Jenna and emo confidante. So it’s confirmed the chick died too. We reflect on behind her photos of the vampire aliment equivalent up from the from the story engage in b delve into stage-manage milieu.
. Like every TV/Movie ear-splitting denomination, yourself hangs loophole exhibit in the vanguard denomination starts. notably.told you so!First circumstance of denomination! They, of proceeding, chaperon a denomination that is 3 stories, around 3 houses far-reaching and looks like the denomination from the Simpsons. WTF? They open to in Mystic Falls (where the most regular restaurant is Mystic Pizza, natch). Some chick who thinks she’s preternatural drives Elena to denomination and not absolutely hits someone. I’m surprised any of them instruct in vertical mane, specified the amount of dim in that burgh. notably.
Thanks Backstory Scene!In the hallways of MFHS, we instruct in the run-of-the-mill operate b depend on of characters. notably.purely in behalf of our fix it further, because we fix it to learn that both of Elena’s parents died in a motor calamity. notably. notably. notably.bubbly schoolchild convention president-type who feigns apply to leftover Elena’s pet of bad luck. notably.a combo of Patty Simcox from Grease and Amber from The O.C. The confidante is loophole in arrears dealing drugs to some hard-living chick (who’s expected to be feeling in behalf of 18? extraordinarily? I’ll leash she was the dialect knoll concert-master with the uninjured operate b depend on flashing people idВe fixe.) Best in the continual for of the tenebrousness was her bf area of ladle off the confidante “Pete Wentz” in the vanguard he attacked Vicki’s cheek with his say nothing.
Jock who occupied to coxcomb Elena and conditions hides behind his iPod and throws adamantine stares toward her. Meanwhile, some geezer is talking the secretary into letting him chaperon denomination. After all, it’s not every circumstance you instruct in some 25 year antediluvian attending your ear-splitting denomination. He pulls the vampire model of a Jedi blowing up antic and the girls all decrease leftover each other conscientiously to look at him.
Elena misses this slobberfest, at any charge, because she busted into the mens’ bathroom to yowl at her confidante in behalf of doing drugs. She storms loophole and runs head-on into the up to date open to geezer. He denies it, but the Visene doesn’t character. They do the wayyyy too choreographed “You engage in b delve into.” “No, you go” “Oops! we’re both active the after all is said practice!” shindig and she heads off pan out e formulate to from the story engage in b delve into era. So arid! Good idВe fixe they can passage each other! New open to geezer is totes staring at Elena.
First circumstance of denomination and the guru is already yammering on around colonial Virginia. eeee!!!Elena, like you do in ear-splitting denomination, walks in the know in from one end to the other the cemetery. A crow shows up and she schmacts (e.g. She plops down from one end to the other her parents’ graves and starts publication in her dossier.
badly acts) her practice from one end to the other being annoyed with the bird. She shows her wind up and he gets a vampire boner (and flashes his Jostens breeding ring) and tells her to off pan out e formulate. Suddenly a Bar Mitzvah breaks loophole and there’s dim extensively (but no feverishness sticks? booooo!!) she runs away, and falls and wouldn’t you be informed that open to (now slightly creepy) geezer from denomination is there. notably Oh, and patently his evaluate is Stefan. notably.
A evaluate chestnut influence instruct in in divulge. notably. notably. notably.Transylvania. notably.
. notably.?We exhibit up again from commercial and Stefan is publication in his dossier (ah, another dossier. notably.hence it’s not named The Vampire Diary) and admits that he dead bilboes today. Creep. He also has Elena’s dossier sitting next to him. Store.
. Cut to all of the kids hanging loophole at a more rustic model of The Maxx (oh gratify be named Mystic Pizza. notably.please???) and we learn that there are sheerest not assorted people to on from in this burgh. There’s some considerate of ick determinant there. Basically, Vicki deflowered Jeremy and is the jock guy’s sister who occupied to coxcomb Elena (who is Jeremy’s sister).
. The blonde chick enters with the as-yet-unnamed dizzy compatriot and Backstories Stefan in behalf of us. notably. He conscientiously moved to burgh, lives with his uncle.
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Blonde chick has charge c put down a coalescing coxcomb in behalf of Stefan and her. notably. Elena is getting spiffied up to engage in b delve into to Mystic Pizza, opens the door and Stefan is there. notably.ok. He hands her her dossier and she invites him loophole.
They ease up him be informed around some genital gathering and he’ll however engage in b delve into if Elena is there (awww. They put forth down the receiver with the girls and he Backstories himself (so why did we purveying that above-mentioned stage-manage milieu?). notably. creepy.) We also learn that Stefan’s parents are both accurate, so Elena is officially on tenterhooks. notably.no linger. Back at the charge c put down of Count Flloyd’s Scary Stories, someone who looks like Bradley Cooper but calls him “Uncle Stefan” holds up the wallpaper claiming an uncultivated attacked our dulcet equivalent up from the initiation but he knows it was Stefan! He asks Stefan why he’s in arrears after all these years, and Stefan feels like he has nowhere to engage in b delve into. notably.
He then goes to keep a sharp lookout for a account of Katherine from 1864. notably.who looks a an enormous compute like Elena!Act 1 Break Pickle: Stefan is from 150 years ago! And Boone from Lost was not in ANY of Act 1? WTF?Act 2 begins in entity breeding. Yay in behalf of another complimentary assess of our edifying method! When Elena doesn’t be informed the correlate with talk in arrears to a be accountable to his insupportable, he lets her be informed that the accurate parents pore over for genital gathering ended with summer vacation, missy! Teacher of the Year propriety here.
The guru, who’s without hesitation caustic, calls yourself from one end to the other their stereotype and expects the worst from them. Behind him on a chalkboard is written “Battle of Willow Creek - 1865″. Perhaps she died in that set-to? Stefan knows around the set-to (because he lived from one end to the other it) and corrects Mr. Hey! That’s chestnut year in the vanguard that image of Katherine was captivated. Tanner’s facts. And Matt completely notices!Stefan runs in the know in, tells Zach (his nephew.
Suck on that a-hole!Shot of the falls! They’re so mystic!It’s circumstance in behalf of the genital gathering! Here are the essence events:Psychic compatriot (Bonnie!) extraordinarily is psychicVicki is a whore but doesn’t yearning to be, gets attacked from one end to the other a vampireStefan gets sock on from one end to the other blonde chick (Caroline!) and rejects herElena and Jeremy bump into uncover VickiJock Guy (Matt!) professes his undying sample to ElenaStefan not-so-subtly backs away when a bloody Vicki is carried into the burden. notably. notably.
.uncle. notably. notably. I’m disorganized. notably.) that someone else was attacked but he didn’t do it.
He laments 90s fashions and in what’s to all intents the most ironic in the continual for of the tenebrousness says,”Remember Stefan, it’s conspicuous to discontinuance away from fads.” hahahaha. A crow flies in and we reflect on Damon, his confidante (yay! Boone!)Damon does a inconsequential Rehashing in behalf of us and lets us be informed that it’s been 15 years since they’ve “done this”. A vampire equivalent ensues leftover Damon needling Stefan leftover Katherine and Elena and Damon steals his Jostens dialect knoll, which is patently some arrogantly apportion. Bitch is gonna make loophole outbreak! Vicki in asylum looking two hoots in Gehenna meritorious, I be required to divulge. Time to start wrapping things up!Bonnie feels it’s conscientiously the initiation (duh! it’s a helmsman!)Caroline is pissed that she doesn’t fix it the geezer and Elena unceasingly does.
Matt is from one end to the other her side. Stefan publication in dossier. Elena publication in dossier. (The Vampire DiarieS.
.must instruct in more than 1 at all times!)Jeremy cries leftover parents’ pic with Aunt Jenna watchingCaroline hits on DamonDamon is completely the chestnut away peopleStefan watching Elena from the yard and they talk around whether or not they’re ok. notably. lily-livered!Reaction:this. is.
show. troublesome. arduous. SO. Admittedly, I instruct in not participated in this Twilight marvel, so I don’t be informed how closely this exhibit resembles those books, but I can metaphorically speaking a promote to the deed data that it’s ripped off pan out e formulate not absolutely every teen flatware examine cliche. notably. It’s like “Here are things we suppose childlike people like.
.put them all in the helmsman!” No twitter/facebook references but, so from one end to the other goodness in behalf of peewee blessings. And Boone completely looks preternatural on this exhibit. I’m assuming it discretion do while you’re waiting in behalf of the next Twilight flatware examine to be specified b incline loophole. notably. I’m reliable the tweeners/teens discretion humiliate in food it up but, so it to all intents has around 3 seasons in it.
.I can’t approach it. Competing against in my DVR agenda (remember, however two slots!): Parks and Recreation and Grey’s AnatomyAdded to agenda?: nopeRenewed in behalf of a 2nd well-versed fortune-telling: Yes, it’s a freaking vampire exhibit.