interstep

They say life tends to balance out, but some days can really seem to take the wind out of your sails. If you find yourself stressed out or taking life way to seriously, a good laugh can make all the difference so read on my friend.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. - George Carlin
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana…The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can’t remember what they are. - Matt Lauer
Lisa, if you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way. - Homer Simpson
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. - Cora Harvey Armstrong
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. - Douglas Adams
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. - Douglas Adams
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. - Homer J. Simpson
If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation. - Rush Limbaugh
Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. - Homer J. Simpson
My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. - Dan Rather
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. - Albert Einstein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos. - Homer J Simpson
There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them. - Terry Pratchett
Football combines two of the worst things in American life. It is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

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