Designers! It’s Aloha Friday!. . . Make it work.

I’m sure all of you out there in the real world are as tickled pink as I am to hear that the government has just announced that all of us—you, me and Toonces-the-Driving-Cat—will now all be classified as “farmers” by the federal government.

That’s right. You heard me. Government Bail Out Check!   

In an effort to stimulate our private economic regions,  the federal government has seen fit to return some of the hard earned cash that we have dumped into Washington over the years.  How much? Not enough to make a real difference, but enough to buy me a shiny new PS3,  the equivalent of an endless supply of government-subsidized technological crack. I am a junky and I need it bad.

Sounds great, yeah? Until you find out the moolah ain’t coming until June.  Those damn good fer nuthin’ fed-e-ral know it alls don’t know squat ’bout raisin’ no pigs. . .Pigs don’t play PS3 in June! 

Who knows if the money will help the economy anyway? The only fromula I remember from Economics 101 is: 

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