No-mentum. What is it? Where is it from? Why is it here? And more importantly, where is it going?. . . .Actually, nowhere. That’s right. It’s “Tuesday,” the second day of the work week and my motivation is scraping the bottom of the barrel. I got no “juice,” no verve, no-mentum. Those of you who know me realize that I have had this problem for quite some time. Some may even argue that it really doesn’t matter what day it is. . . . .
Be that as it may, I actually think that I have some proof that Tuesdays have siphoned off the creative juices of the best artists for centuries. For instance, did you know that Shakespeare never wrote on Tuesday because that was the day when had to trim his Bard? And that Knight Rider, arguably the best show on television, was actually cancelled on a Friday, but that the decision to cancel the show had actually been made on Wednesday, which just happens to be the day after Tuesday? Did you know any of that? Did you?
I didn’t think so.
It takes someone with a lot of time and copious amounts of no-mentum to look up pertinent, little-known facts.
So, with that being said, I can safely say that I hold myself in good company when I proclaim. . .
