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1 月 15th, 2011 by tierfect

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Now You Can Live in Nouriel Roubini’s Former Vulva Palace

Nouriel Roubini—the fameball economist and “Joe Francis of Pessimism Porn” who predicted the Great Recession—is putting his TriBeCa party pad on the rental market. Sadly, the walls have been shorn of the plaster vulvas that once adorned them.

Roubini’s 1,300 square-foot, one-bedroom apartment has been host to all manner of Eurotrashy soirees featuring some of the world’s most awful people. Its walls used to feature vulva-shaped protuberances sculpted by artist Analia Segal. But he bought a new penthouse apartment late last year for $5.5 million, and had to de-vulvify the old place in preparation for a sale.

But—perhaps because the economy is precisely as shitty as Roubini predicted it would be—selling hasn’t come easy. He put it on the market in October for $1.89 million, according to The Real Deal, only to quickly drop the price to $1.79 million before taking it off the market altogether (he bought it in 2002 for $860,000). Now he’s just trying to rent it out for $7,600. Would you like Nouriel Roubini to be your landlord?

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1 月 5th, 2011 by tierfect

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For Sale: Cameron’s House From Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

The glassy midcentury house where Cameron Frye had one of film’s greatest conniptions in the greatest playing-hooky story of our time, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, is now on the market for $1.65 million.

Designer by architects A. James Speyer and David Haid in 1953, the cantilevered steel-and-glass property offers 5,300 square feet of living space and floor-to-ceiling windows throughout. Word of advice? Make like Cameron quick—”I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life”—and scoop this one up fast before Rooney gets word of your mischief-doing.

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12 月 28th, 2010 by tierfect

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Milli Vanilla: “Blame it on the Rain”

Madonna: “Rain”

Nelson: “After the Rain”

Weather Girls: “It’s Raining Men”

Lil’ Kim or did Fergie finally complete her transformation into a full-blown Muppet? - Cityrag

But in more important news, Suri Cruise let Stepford Katie out of the dungeon in those boots? - Lainey Gossip

Country Strong really should’ve been called Cheetos Strong - The Superficial

Personally, I get through mass by getting drunk on communion wine before passing out underneath one of the back pews, but that’s just me - NYC Barstool Sports

My prayers have been answered, because we might get a Mickey Rourke gay fuck scene soon! - Towleroad

If Katie Price, an orange pony and Brit Brit’s old pink wig collided in the basement of a back alley plastic surgeon’s office - Hollywood Tuna

Sinbad still exists (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Never mind Tim Burton’s snoring, Helena Bonham Carter’s make-up is a thing of artistic beauty - Celebitchy

Emmanuelle Chriqui is dating Luke Perry circa 2008 - Popoholic

Brit Brit’s new song is going to be another poetic masterpiece - Just Jared

A couple that handles balls together, stays together - Popsugar

I highly disagree with #13 - The Berry

That’s offensive to Magda from There’s Something About Mary - ICYDK

Dude in the purple behind Cameron Diaz is saying it all - Moe Jackson

Hugh Hefner got engaged, Holly Madison swallowed an entire Entenmann’s section. Hmm. Do I sense a connection? - I’m Not Obsessed

Gay Fish swam up to the shore to attend the Lakers game with Pimp Mama Kris - Necole Bitchie

If Valentino drops a glove and one of his many servants isn’t there to catch it, did it really fall in the first place? - Hollywood Rag

This just confirms that the end is definitely near - Jezebel

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12 月 12th, 2010 by tierfect

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Google foreclosure maps

Cory Doctorow at 7:39 AM Thursday, Dec 9, 2010 

Barry sez,

Google Maps keeps evolving, expanding the ability to drill down into granular detail. The latest updated trick? Mapping foreclosures for sale.

This great and terrible Google trick has been around at least since 2008 — but it seems to have become much more robust earlier this year:

1. Punch any US address into Google Maps.

2. Your options are Earth, Satellite, Map, Traffic and . . . More. (Select “More”)

3. The drop down menu gives you a check box option for “Real Estate.”

4. The left column will give you several options (You may have to select “Show Options”)

5. Check the box marked “Foreclosure.”

I wanted to demonstrate the full extent of Foreclosures in the US, so after setting GMaps on foreclosure listings, I slowly zoomed out of the map. Voila! Most foreclosures that are for sale in the USA are now showing on your screen.
(Note: This map does not reveal any of the millions of REOs that have already been sold by the banks that hold them).

Google Map Foreclosure Tricks
(Thanks, Barry!)

The Florida Rules of Civil Procedure are the Procedure Rules that all judges and courts in Florida must follow in order to insure the orderly administration of Justice and Due Process.

Florida Rules of Civil Procedure, Rule 1.510, is the Rule that covers
Summary Judgment.  According to Rule 1.510(e), Affidavits filed in
Support of Summary Judgment require the following:

Florida Rules of Civil Procedure

1.510 Summary Judgment

e) Form of Affidavits; Further Testimony.
Supporting and opposing affidavits shall be made on personal
knowledge, shall set forth such facts as would be admissible in
evidence, and shall show affirmatively that the affiant is competent to
testify to the matters stated therein. Sworn or certified copies of
all papers or parts thereof referred to in an affidavit shall be
attached thereto or served therewith.

“SWORN OR CERTIFIED COPIES OF ALL PAPERS OR PARTS OF PAPERS REFERRED TO IN AN AFFIDAVIT SHALL BE ATTACHED TO THE AFFIDAVIT”

This Rule of Civil Procedure cannot be abrogated or modified by a Judicial Administrative Rule.  It has been around a long time and has served the Florida Courts well in all areas and divisions of the law.  Rule 1.510(e) favors no one and is applied to all parties in a law suit whether it involves divorce, contract law, probate, real estate, etc.

Florida Courts have
routinely singled out Homeowners in Foreclosure for special (negative)
treatment.  Florida Judges, who administer foreclosure cases, have been ignoring this Rule of Civil Procedure in favor of granting fast and expedient summary judgments.

The fact that these Affidavits in Support of Summary Judgment lack
the necessary attachments to meet the requirements of Rule 1.510(e) has
been a constant battle fought by every attorney who fights on behalf of
the homeowner; and, who seeks to have the Rules of Civil Procedure
applied in a fair and just manner.

This Order is a tacit admission that the Rules of Civil Procedure are not being followed in the same manner as these same rules have been followed in other
areas of the law or judicial divisions in the court system.  This is the
travesty to which – www.4closureFraud.org – has dedicated itself to eliminated.

The Florida Rules of
Procedure was promulgated to be followed by the judges in all divisions, in all areas of the law, and equally among all parties. NO EXCEPTIONS!

When administrating the Florida Rules of Procedure, or the Florida
Rules of Evidence or applying the Florida Statutes,  Judges should not
look first to whether or not the defendant is in foreclosure and adjust
the rules and laws to fit a perception of guilt or expediency.  Rather
the judges and court should first look to see if the plaintiff even has
standing to appear before the Court; and, second, if the plaintiff has
proved its case through admissible evidence – not manufactured evidence. The rules of discovery should be followed and a proper chain of title, through admissible evidence, must be proven.  Everything that happens to that Note is a proper focus of discovery according to the Florida Rules of Evidence.

Based on what www.4closureFraud.org
has seen, the fight for equal justice under the law and under the Rules
of Civil Procedure is still an ongoing battle.  Homeowners are still
not being given due process under the law.

Here is a stark example of how the courts ignore the Rules of Civil
Procedure and treat Homeowners differently than all other parties in any
other area of the law:

On December 2, 2010, a Lee County Judge issued an order holding that Lee County
is not requiring the Plaintiff’s in a Foreclosure law suit file
affidavits that comply with Rule 1.510(e). This is judicial tyranny.

WOW – Is Lee County Foreclosure Court Above the Law?

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11 月 17th, 2010 by tierfect

Someone Spent $335,000 On Virtual Real Estate

In 2009, Jon Jacobs set a world record for the biggest ever sale of an online item. It was a space station in online sci-fi game Entropia Universe. This month, in the same game, he’s broken that record.

In a single transaction with another player, John Foma Kalun, Jacobs offloaded a mall, a stadium, a club and a “number of bio domes”.

Total bill of sale for all that real estate? A cool USD$335,000.

If you’re wondering why people would bother with that kind of cash in a game that’s not exactly the world’s largest MMO, Entropia is a rare beast in that it maintains a consistent exchange rate between its virtual currency and those in the real world. That means anything and everything in Entropia has a very real and, to its players, worthwhile value.

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10 月 30th, 2010 by tierfect

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The House That Day-Old Jokes Built: Chelsea Handler’s Brentwood Estate

Well, the stale jokes didn’t actually build anything. Handler is supposedly just leasing this house until she can find the purchasable palace of her dreams. The place sounds lovely — modern but lush — and well worth the $35,000k/month.

The outdoor space seems especially nice, as do most LA backyards to sad East Coast rat-box dwellers, I suspect. From Real Estalker:

Past the swimming pool–that actually has a rare diving board–and beyond a series of thick vertical posts and a wedge-shaped wall that disappears into the ground, sits the guesthouse/art studio/gym as well as the stables and tack room where, we imagine, the horse Mister Leno gave Miz Handler now lives although we find it difficult, nay impossible, to fathom Miz Handler actually straddling and riding a horse of that sort. The backyard grounds also include a built-in barbecue, a dining terrace with built-in seating shaded by pergola draped and woven with a thick carpet of vines, and a circular built-in fire pit surrounded by a circular trough of grey stones that’s surrounded by a built-in circular concrete bench, a shape replicated in a dry garden of concentric circles in the front yard.

Pergola with vines! Sigh. I should start doing stand-up with old 2007 jokes and vague racism and see how far it gets me!

Send an email to Richard Lawson, the author of this post, at richardl@gawker.com.

But there is still room for surprise. On Friday night, the blog BrooklynVegan threw a “secret loft show” in Williamsburg. Things being what they are, this secret event had a public Twitter account. The address wasn’t advertised, but all you had to do to uncover it was RSVP. Semi-underground loft shows are nothing new in Brooklyn — this is one, in fact, turned out to be in a waterfront building with a long history of parties — but seeing a band play in someone’s house always has an extra allure. It’s a bit of real estate porn wrapped up with your rock ‘n’ roll.

Especially in this apartment, which doubles as a home base for The Whisk & Ladle,  an underground supper club. Accordingly, there were snacks: chocolate chip cookies, banana bread and ice cream cones, along with the requisite cheap beer (two cans for $5!). Last year the line-up for this show was full of indie pop names that grew, like Local Natives and Love Language. This year the vibe was more plucky-folky, with acts like the Loom and Matt Bauer. The singer-songwriter Dan Mangan, from Vancouver, got a singalong going when he took the stage – a spot under the stairs. O’Death, a stomping Brooklyn band with a shirtless drummer, played last, around 1 a.m, creating punk bluegrass out of ukulele, banjo and fiddle. A neighbor popped a bottle of Champagne and started pouring.

FSBO and The Sales Practice

7 月 12th, 2010 by tierfect

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la.curbed.com:

This reader has done some crack digital forensics work and declares that the abuse of Photoshop in MLS listings has gone too far:

Read the whole story: la.curbed.com

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Observe the House of Gaga in All Its Glory (Updated)

Take a look at the $25,000-a-month Los Angeles mansion that pop supernova Lady Gaga is currently renting. There's a spa, a wetbar, six bedrooms, and eight bathrooms. It's huge. There's even a room for Alejandro!

Update: Hah! Just kidding with those first pictures. The folks at RealEstalker, which is where we got the images, made a little mistake. The original pictures are of a house that's owned by the guy who rented a house to Lady Gaga, but it's just the wrong house. He owns two places, apparently. We've swapped in the real pictures.

Send an email to Richard Lawson, the author of this post, at richardl@gawker.com.

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7 月 11th, 2010 by tierfect

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From Lender Processing Services: LPS' May Mortgage Monitor Report: Increase in Rate of New Delinquencies; Decline in Number of Delinquent Loans Becoming Current

The May Mortgage Monitor report released today by Lender Processing Services, Inc. … shows a 2.3 percent month-over-month increase in the nation's home loan delinquency rate to 9.2 percent in May 2010, and that early-stage delinquencies are increasing as normal seasonal improvements taper off. This report includes data as of May 31, 2010.

According to the Mortgage Monitor report, the percentage of mortgage loans in default beyond 90 days increased slightly, while both delinquency and foreclosure rates continue to remain relatively stable at historically high levels. There are currently more than 7.3 million loans currently in some stage of delinquency or REO.

The report also shows that the average number of days for a loan to move from 30-days delinquent to foreclosure sale continues to increase, and is now at an all-time high of 449 days, resulting in an increase in “shadow” foreclosure inventory.

LPS shows 9.2% delinquent and another 3.18% in foreclosure for a total of 12.38%. I'm not sure about the days to foreclosure numbers (other sources show fewer), but they have steadily increased. For delinquency rates I usually use the quarterly report from the MBA.

Here is the LPS monthly report. The increase in early stage delinquencies might be seasonal, but it is definitely bad news. And what happens when house prices start falling again later this year as I expect?

For more, from Diana Golobay at HousingWire: National Mortgage Delinquency Rate Swells to 9.2% in May: LPS

And from Diana Olick at CNBC: New Loan Delinquencies on the Rise Again

Foreclosure Activity by Type

A total of 96,462 U.S. properties received default notices (NOD, LIS) in May, a 7 percent decrease from the previous month and a 22 percent decrease from May 2009. It was the fewest default notices since November 2008 and down 32 percent from the peak of 142,064 default notices in April 2009.

Foreclosure auctions (NTS, NFS) were scheduled for the first time on a total of 132,681 U.S. properties, a decrease of 4 percent from the previous month and down less than 1 percent from May 2009. The May 2010 total was down 16 percent from the peak of 158,105 scheduled auctions in March 2010.

Bank repossessions (REOs) hit a record monthly high for the second month in a row in May, with a total of 93,777 U.S. properties repossessed by lenders during the month — an increase of 1 percent from the previous month and an increase of 44 percent from May 2009. All 50 states posted year-over-year increases in REO activity.

Nevada, Arizona, Florida post top state foreclosure rates in May
With one in every 79 housing units receiving a foreclosure filing in May, Nevada continued to document the nation’s highest foreclosure rate despite a nearly 12 percent decrease in foreclosure activity from the previous month and a 16 percent decrease from May 2009. The state’s foreclosure rate was more than five times the national average.

Arizona foreclosure activity increased less than 1 percent from the previous month and was down nearly 5 percent from May 2009, but the state posted the nation’s second highest foreclosure rate for the second month in a row. One in every 169 Arizona properties received a foreclosure notice during the month — more than twice the national average.

One in every 174 Florida properties received a foreclosure notice in May, the nation’s third highest foreclosure rate, and one in every 186 California properties received a foreclosure notice in May, the fourth highest state foreclosure rate.

Foreclosure activity in Michigan increased nearly 6 percent from the previous month and was up 46 percent from May 2009, helping the state post the nation’s fifth highest foreclosure rate — one in every 223 Michigan properties received a foreclosure filing in May.

Other states with foreclosure rates ranking among the top 10 in May were Georgia, Idaho, Illinois, Utah and Maryland.

Metro foreclosure hot spots continue to post annual declines
With a 1 percent increase in foreclosure activity from May 2009, Vallejo-Fairfield, Calif., was the only metro area with a top-10 foreclosure rate to post an annual increase in foreclosure activity. One in every 101 Vallejo-Fairfield properties received a foreclosure notice in May, the fourth highest foreclosure rate among metropolitan areas with a population of 200,000 or more.

All other metro foreclosure rates in the top 10 were in cities with declining foreclosure activity on a year-over-year basis: No. 1 Las Vegas was down nearly 18 percent; No. 2 Merced, Calif. Was down 7 percent; No. 3 Modesto, Calif., was down nearly 28 percent; No. 5 Cape Coral-Fort Myers, Fla., was down nearly 19 percent; No. 6 Stockton, Calif., was down 33 percent; No. 7 Riverside-San Bernardino-Ontario, Calif., was down nearly 29 percent; No. 8 Bakersfield, Calif., was down 19 percent; No. 9 Reno-Sparks, Nev., was down nearly 18 percent; and No. 10 Phoenix was down nearly 9 percent.

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5 月 10th, 2010 by tierfect

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From RealtyTrac: Foreclosure Activity Increases 7 Percent in First Quarter

RealtyTrac® … today released its U.S. Foreclosure Market Report™ for Q1 2010, which shows that foreclosure filings — default notices, scheduled auctions and bank repossessions — were reported on 932,234 properties in the first quarter, a 7 percent increase from the previous quarter and a 16 percent increase from the first quarter of 2009. One in every 138 U.S. housing units received a foreclosure filing during the quarter.

Foreclosure filings were reported on 367,056 properties in March, an increase of nearly 19 percent from the previous month, an increase of nearly 8 percent from March 2009 and the highest monthly total since RealtyTrac began issuing its report in January 2005.

“Foreclosure activity in the first quarter of 2010 followed a very similar pattern to what we saw in the first quarter of 2009: a shallow trough in January and February followed by a substantial spike in March,” said James J. Saccacio, chief executive officer of RealtyTrac. “One difference, however, is that the increases were more tilted toward the final stage of foreclosure, with REOs increasing 9 percent on a quarterly basis in the first quarter of 2010 compared to a 13 percent quarterly decrease in REOs in the first quarter of 2009.

“This subtle shift in the numbers pushed REOs to the highest quarterly total we’ve ever seen in our report and may be further evidence that lenders are starting to make a dent in the backlog of distressed inventory that has built up over the last year as foreclosure prevention programs and processing delays slowed down the normal foreclosure timeline.”

This is the highest monthly total - and highest quarterly total - since RealtyTrac started tracking foreclosures in 2005 (and that probably means this is the highest ever). Note that the initial stage filings (Notice of Default and Lis Pendens depending on the state) were flat with Q1 2009, but that later stage filings (of Trustee Sale and Notice of Foreclosure Sale and repossessions) surged:

Foreclosure auctions were scheduled for the first time on a total of 369,491 properties during the quarter, the highest quarterly total for scheduled auctions in the history of the report. Scheduled auctions increased 12 percent from the previous quarter and were up 21 percent from the first quarter of 2009.

Bank repossessions (REOs) also hit a record high for the report in the first quarter, with a total of 257,944 properties repossessed by the lender during the quarter — an increase of 9 percent from the previous quarter and an increase of 35 percent from the first quarter of 2009.

It appears that the banks are starting to clear out the foreclosure backlog.

An April 14 report by COP found that more than three-quarters of homeowners who have had their monthly mortgage payments reduced under HAMP owe more on their mortgage than their house is worth. Citing data through February, over half of the roughly 170,000 distressed borrowers who had gone through the program were seriously underwater, meaning they had negative equity of at least 25 percent, the report notes. In other words, for every $1.00 their home was worth, they owed at least $1.25.

The average homeowner who's received a five-year modified mortgage under the administration's plan had negative equity of about 35 percent prior to the program, according to the report. After modification, that burden actually increased for the average homeowner, who is now underwater by more than 43 percent.

Durbin asked Geithner about that. Geithner dodged the question. The Treasury Secretary did note, though, that the modifications lead to lower interest rates for borrowers, which results in lower payments. Still, that doesn't address negative equity, which is what Durbin asked about.

Yet the watchdog's report actually understates the problem, the report notes. Its figures are for first-lien home mortgages only. Debt owed on junior liens, like second liens and home equity lines, isn't part of that calculation. The Obama administration estimated last April that “up to 50 percent of at-risk mortgages currently have second liens.”

“If junior liens were to be included, the percentage would be significantly higher,” the report notes. “The continuing deep level of negative equity for many HAMP permanent modification recipients makes the modifications' sustainability questionable; even with more affordable payments, deeply underwater borrowers may remain tempted to strategically default or may be compelled to because core life events, such as death, divorce, disability, marriage, child birth, job loss, or job opportunities necessitate a move.”

Geithner pointed to the roughly 230,000 homeowners who now have lower monthly payments as a result of the program, and the 1.4 million homeowners who have been offered the opportunity to have lower monthly payments.

By comparison, last year lenders foreclosed on more than 2.8 million homes, a record, according to real estate research firm RealtyTrac. The firm estimates three million homes will get foreclosure notices this year; more than one million of them will be repossessed by lenders.

Kevin R. Puvalowski, deputy Special Inspector General in the Office of the Special Inspector General for the Troubled Asset Relief Program, another federal bailout watchdog, said Treasury has fallen short in its promise to help struggling homeowners.

“ntil Treasury fulfills its commitment to provide a thoughtfully designed, consistently administered, and fully transparent program, HAMP risks being remembered not for catalyzing a recovery from our current housing crisis, but rather for bold announcements, modest goals, and meager results,” he told Durbin's subcommittee.

Neiman said that “the stories we hear point to a clear need for a Homeowner's Advocate, or ombudsman, within Treasury. Treasury's currently offered email address is not doing the job.”

Geithner predicted “a lot of hardship and pain still ahead” for homeowners.

“Foreclosure prevention is not just the right thing do for suffering Americans,” Neiman said, “but it is the linchpin around which all other efforts to achieve financial stability revolve. We cannot solve the financial crisis without dealing with the root of the problem: the millions of American families who are at risk of losing their homes to foreclosure.”

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4 月 27th, 2010 by tierfect

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By way of first post,perhaps I should introduce myself. I am a Mathematician specializing in the thing you hate (algos) but I use it for program logic control - PLC's as process engineer. Given enough variables I can calculate an outcome - for anything - my 'handle' Mentalius-anything hints at something else as I set the questions.

Thanks for letting me in, I have been lurking at the window of the house of ZH for a long time, peaking,reading, analyzing comments. I want to date Marla and I want to bed Robotrader. Cognitive dissonance and Faustian bargain just 'GET IT'. TD is- well a sick puppy comes to mind - but you have to be to get up every morning waiting for justice to be dealt with by divine intervention only to see evil win because it holds all the cards ( in Algo speak - 'tweaked the weak to make the meat'

Been following Ze hedge for while, in fact its the first place I go for a read every morning and the best site I have found for exposing the dirt , the dead and the festering.

I live in a country that has not been touched by the World recession because like Canada it is a supplier of raw materials to Asia (Oh but it will pay the ferryman a coin very soon)

My rules are as follows

The Debt remains stupid

For the second rule see the first. 

Principal + interest is the problem. Think about that because it is the way the Banks are set up with reference to this blog. Your banks are being hit twice Principal (the asset) is declining and the interest is missing for those in foreclosure. Ever heard of the saying caught between a rock and a hard place. Thank goodness they relaxed FASA so they who are blessed can mark to fantasy. You only have to go to your Failed bank list to see the extent of the Fraud. They are failing with assets overvalued at 30% as an average. Shitty Bank, Bank of Amerrymob, Smells Fagot and 16 others  have assets are just as corrupted. Every month they have a burn rate combined of $100 Billion a month (if you include the greatest fraud of all, Credit Cards.)

You will be forced to Nationalize your banks, well in truth you have done so already but the debt remains stupidly on the books and it is increasing daily. If the 'pump' fails because of the many leaks you have only one SANE alternative option - the Let it fail, give up on the handle - take the hit (as the 369,419 families have). Foreclose the banks that borrowed short and lent long. QE only destroys savings in every form as it will cost you as you import the subsequent Inflation (read higher costs of everything) 

Why was your TARP wasted - Banks make nothing, they skim or work on margin. What they skim can't be worn or used as a tool or eaten or used productively. Credit cards are simply counterfeit dollars as they don't exist any where (even the Federal Reserve cant control a banks issuance of this 'print') Yes the banks are counterfeiters on Credit Cards.

The Greek thing shows you how corrupted the whole thing is.

Greece has now borrowed money to pay the interest on the principal it owes from the people it owes the debt to. Its a second Mortgage. There is not enough money in the World, in existence to pay back the World debt, there has never and will never be, simply because the interest compounds at a higher rate than the principal over a long enough time span (P+I) - Yes were all F#@*ed 

 

It is April 12, 2010. Having just returned home from my morning dog walk, I replayed my messages. A voice identifying itself as representing my lender called. The man on the end of that voice takes little time in informing me that the documents that my lender requested earlier for consideration of a loan modification are all in.

We have been going through this dance the last few months where my lender requests a list of documents. I respond by supplying those documents and then check back with the lender days later. It is then that my lender requests either a different series of documents or summarily informs me that they did not receive the documents already requested and sent. It is a dance that provides more time, but that also creates inordinate angst in that I have no sense of where my home loan and my life and living space are headed.

As I listen there is a downturn in his tone as he speaks and informs me that though I have complied with all of their requests, the fact that I filed no federal taxes over a period disqualify me from continued consideration for a loan modification. He continues that he has read my explanation and appreciates that my father, sister and partner have died, all in a very short period. But he then concludes that these conditions carry no weight in the decision to disallow the continued consideration of my loan modification. I reflect that this is odd because if my lender knew that they would not accept explanations as to non- compliance, then why ask for the explaining document in the first place? Others farther along in this process have told me that this process by the Obama/Geithner cabal is not seriously focused on helping the public counter the excesses of the business community.

“Had Arabs or Chinese investors moved to blight the American housing landscape with policies creating massive foreclosures and displacing our friends and neighbors, citizens would have locked and loaded their Second Amendment granted weaponry with more than tea bags and the surrounding philosophy. Why then has there been no outcry when banks have done the same thing?”

My thoughts immediately return to the notion that the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP,) forwarded by the Obama Administration, was not given the teeth necessary to “buy down” mortgages or eliminate them altogether. This seems glaringly and frustratingly peculiar since those loans have already been paid for. America's bailout of the banking system paid for my mortgage and all the other “toxics” that are out there. The federal government located and released those funds in record time. The rationale was that the nation would suffer irreparable short-term damage, as the nation's options were sorely limited. It also saddens me that the man that many African-Americans revered and pushed so stridently to the White House functioned as any other non-African-American would have done showing no particular compassion or appreciation for the lowest rung of the public once in office. It becomes clear to me that the President did what the business community told him to do.

Of course I am unhappy with a nation that touts its virtues while acting altogether diametrically opposite to its ethos. Meanwhile families are moved from their homes to live in cars and in the streets. Homelessness has become faire that should never be the side dish, much less the staple of an evolved society and the home of the richest nation in world history. My family's personal legacy thus amounts to nothing as some anonymous guy with an education that comes nowhere near my own and a workload the size of Wyoming, makes life and death decisions about my time and place on this planet. And his decision is all based on whether some investor group gets a windfall increase on an undeserved return at my expense. I wonder if Wachovia, my bank recently taken over by Donald Stumps at Wells Fargo, knows that both my parents have been recently nominated for the Congressional Medal of Freedom Award. Even a nomination for the nation's highest award should be worth something…no? Then I realize that dead Black patriots don't pay mortgages or taxes. It is all so surreal.

But first things first! There is some backdrop that should be shared here. There is a history that helps bring us to this point and some of that history should be shared here. Much of this nightmare began when I was forced to seek a loan on a home that my family had already owned. Months before, I had used monies received from my sister's having passed on to pay off the remaining mortgage on this home. We had lived in the home since its first having been built thirty plus years ago. We are the only family that has ever occupied this space.

My mother died here, my sister, love Lori and father, all dead now, had lived and loved and laughed here for more than thirty years. I had just spent nearly three hundred thousand dollars refurbishing the property in hopes of selling it and using the revenues to initiate an international children's literacy project. And all this history and future were being terminated by an anonymous voice on the other end of the telephone. But earlier still there had been another telephone call to help initiate these proceedings.

Two plus years earlier, the shock was chilling when I finally understood what was being said. The voice at the other end of the telephone had just informed me that the fifty thousand dollars that I thought was being held in an account was not available to me after all. Recognizing that the Bush Administration was coming to an end and like Bautista in Cuba, they were about to gut the national treasury before they left, I desired to repair and then sell our home. I reluctantly took out a loan to “bridge” returning our family's investment. My plan was to sell the home and purchase something less expensive in another region of the nation. The excess return would be used to buy books for children in America and countries around the globe.

Texas housed several opportunities to extend my efforts towards promoting international literacy for children and I knew that this window of opportunity was closing. Upon taking out an Adjustable-Rate Mortgage (ARM) I had understood that as a condition of my loan, I could still retrieve monies for emergent situations. I still had a repair or two to effect on my refurbished home before placing it on the market. It was the Fall of 2008 and the deaths of my sister, my deceased love, my parents and my dog's had all taken their toll. I was reeling but thinking clearly and acting responsibility.

I'd been forced to stop work as a realtor and business consultant to take care of the business associated with those who had passed on. The “Gatlin” rapid fire of death in my family had forced my accommodating the issues of one death after the other. I had never been allowed any adequate personal healing–coming to grips–period. I was dangling in this netherworld where I could find no income to stave off this newly looming catastrophe while becoming catatonic at my lender's having reneged on its commitment to supply me with the promised capital to repair, sell and save my home. I felt like the woman who returns home to find that her boyfriend, who made his getaway in her car, has robbed her. The thought was sickening.

“Since before the New Deal, property has been considered a sacred right of Americans but today, the right of the poor to own a home is constantly challenged by conservative business interests.”

Months earlier I had contacted my lender to suggest ways to avert this calamity. Their various representatives were everything from commiserative to quietly hostile but there existed no mechanism whereby I might input ideas to help save people's homes. They made it harshly clear that the bank was not interested in any methodology that I might offer to save homes. I was not an employee of their system at a level high enough to warrant being listened to. The bank Vice-President that I continued to contact became weary in telling me that they just weren't interested in anything that I might have to offer relative to my loan or anyone else's. They had committed to their “lack of consummate plan” and going to honor it. Had I sent thirteen more correspondences, it would not have mattered.

I had worked out several options focused at saving mortgages for people. One involved the eventual “buy down” now being explored by the Bank of America. It was odd to me that ideas that I came up with, without being an economist, eventually would become policy even though the very banking institution that I was attempting to work with would not embrace my offering. It became clear to me that the deal the Obama Administration made with the receding Bush Administration in taking office involved maintaining the status quo and offering no options that would truly remove the tightening fiscal tourniquet from the throats of the American people. No, the banking system had the eight year old by the throat and was not going to let him up.

Tearing at me was a great sense of failure. My father had been one of the eleven individuals responsible for introducing to the world the final incarnation of the electronic computing device. Yes my dad was one of those people who brought to the world the computer in 1953. He had also been a member of the team that helped Chuck Yeager topple the sound barrier in 1947. For her part, the United Nations, Holland, France, Germany and the City and County of San Diego had acknowledged my mother posthumously for her international efforts for children in education. These were august achievements for any family. And the loss of the only remaining symbol of that achievement certainly weighed heavily on me as my gambit to swap our legacy for the children's future was blowing up in my face. My life was quickly becoming a microcosm of how someone else's miss-managed derivatives were evolving into my own nightmare.

Recently, Conservative voices have pushed that home ownership is not a right and that all Americans should not be allowed to believe that they have a right to such ownership. It is instructive that the overly vocal right wing Conservatives on the one hand, usually the clarions of personal rights, would tell those less advantaged what rights they do not have. It was my impression that all not expressly given to the federal government belonged to the states. Do I have a right to live in a home in Texas but not in Oklahoma?

I would argue that the “pursuit of happiness,” though admittedly more accessible through the mobility of an automobile, cannot be achieved without the right to a safe living space for families and individuals. Our housing and lending practices are all so very predatory in this nation. The founding fathers would never have assented to that. They formed their ideas about nationhood long before Adam Smith and John Maynard Keynes were heard murmuring in the halls of academia. Both those gentlemen were attempting to devise and rationalize a “moral” lexicon for the fair distribution of goods and services. Nothing that modern banking does even closely approximates what Smith and Keynes were attempting. The founding fathers certainly would never have condoned banking returns on investment taking precedence over shelter for children and families. It is only the most distorted of thinking that forwards this philosophy.

So much for the primacy of allowing the news value of events to determine the news!

And the Fourth Estate has been frighteningly complicit in not carrying out its mandate on this issue. The New York and Washington based periodicals especially, have waved their owner's banners of ideology, while abdicating responsibility relative to truly informing the public of its options. A democracy cannot exist without informed decisions or a populace that can make sense of that information. It was becoming clear with each refusal that not only are there no free lunches, but that there are no free refills on drinks either. And even your coffee is served with ice in it–no substitutions!

So in a nutshell, here is my take on the current foreclosure process in America. First, the banking system now in place should have been told by the federal government that they would henceforth be monitored with a whole new set of guidelines and oversight. The forces that caused this national and international meltdown are still in place and show no signs of being corrected soon. Secondly, those banks should have been informed that, both by Presidential edict and Congressional law, they would themselves be responsible for the loss in value to homes now depreciated in the marketplace. Acquiescing to the investor bypasses the reality that the American people are the first “investors” to be paid when the banking industry's malfeasance is responsible for the destruction of their economy. Any banking institution unwilling to abide by that edict should have been suspended from banking practices in America for a ten-year period.

Third, a moratorium should have been imposed on all investment having to do with federal dollars and any concessions to the banking industry. All banking rules and laws should have been suspended with the advent of a new form of “fiscal martial law.” Fourth, the electronics industry should have been encouraged to do what “Google” and the like are already doing. What's wrong with the advantages that can be had through “CLOUD” banking? We could streamline much of the 'fiscal fat' with just a little creative input. My doctoral work was at both Northwestern University and at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology and I know freshmen that could positively change banking in less than a semester.

Though most Americans cannot conceive of it, they are in a mortal battle with business interests for their very souls. They are in a life and death struggle for the futures of their progeny and they substitute fluff for substance, tea parties for the revocation of licensure of the banking industry and elimination of several rogue business practices.

Some forty years ago in San Diego, California, one of the ship builders there decided to show its clout by paying off its labor force in silver dollars. The company flooded the San Diego economy with hard currency and that lesson has not been lost on city government officials in San Diego yet today. The banking/investment community in America just beat up your eight year old. And they are now daring you to say anything about it as they go after your toddler.

As for me, my age (not my inclination) represents that portion of the demographic that will take a beating and do nothing about it. The data clearly show that above seventy-five years of age is the best place to clear them out, but the repercussions of putting granny out of her home might be more than are a banker's preference. No, the forty-five to sixty-five year old set is not known for any activist politics. They will however drive their motor homes down the road to the next cookout to protest taxes and the lack of steak fajitas with their chicken at the barbecue this weekend. The Wells Fargo Stagecoach image comes to mind here except that in the revised image they're not bringing you money.

It should be appreciated that band-aids on a gaping cut will never stop the bleeding, especially when those band-aids are placed on the knuckles of the aggressor who caused the damage in the first place. The Obama Administration could learn much more about civic first aid. As for me, sadly, it will be too late to save our home and legacy; but then again, so much for the audacity of hope.