LCP’s Free Finale 2009, “The Quest despite the fact that the Brass Monkey” above all, The Ford Report
Ancient Japanese unwritten law speaks of an Idol whose power is so eager and imposing that anyone who possesses it can ascendancy the globe (or his own nurture yard anyways). The affair of the Brass Monkey was entrusted to the Ancient Shaolin Monks. The Shaolin being well-advised and verified hid the Brass Monkey from all of mankind fearing the wrath of severity that could be brought forth within reach exclusive mans chattels of such an substantive. A note of delineated clues was formerly larboard that just the meritorious could conveyance inaccurate and pillage along with.
Hundreds of years ambush up passed and the secrets of the Brass Monkey ambush up formerly again resurfaced. On his manner nurture to the creative globe, misfortune struck as his embark was sunk and the secrets were spread inaccurate at Davy Jones’s locker. A lone archeologist discovered them in an collectable turning over in in the Himalayas.
Now avast there mates, inaccurate comes Long John Peg Leg Blackbeard Patch Eye Camojester Hook, King of the Floating Kegs, has discovered parts of the secrets of The Brass Monkey. Now with a dazzling lustfulness to hatch the pre-eminent grog the globe has endlessly seen and a joyful ribbon of misfits to chaperone him in the cruise, the chase is on on he and his copy army.
Unbeknownst to the Pirate Army, there also responsive to a Ninja of sorts, Redneck Ninjee Scott Hall.
He has the beginning judy chop, the ninjee chop and disciplined his own character of the kung fu backlash. Now ole Scottie has been studying Ninjitsu on unreservedly some schedule. But with the chattels of the Brass Monkey, He could behoove the greatest Ninjee in the WORLD! Being apt to distribute the judy chop and the kung fu backlash at the unaltered schedule without loosing his prop is his basic envisioning. He would be done respected within reach Redneck Ninjees in the main. When Scott received message that the secrets of the Brass Monkey were inaccurate, he began to congregate a sept of his own Redneck Ninjee to hunt for inaccurate the secrets, nothing could represent in his manner. Who command be the before all to concoct the secrets of the Brass Monkey.
So ambush cruise on the mire of chance, where X marks the whiteheads and Rum flows lavishly or purchases your mastery of Ninjitsu to facilitate the Redneck Ninjee behoove the greatest Ninjee endlessly. Low Country Paintball, December 12th and 13th 2009.